ANTHONY THE POLYMATH

Stats

Feats

• First In, Last Out: Comfortable entering ambiguous situations and staying committed until the job has a working ending.
• Caffeinated: +2 to skill checks after coffee, especially documentation, file triage, and improbable troubleshooting.
• Visionary: Sees problems hiding behind the stated problem. +2 to knowledge checks, perception rolls, and assist attempts.
• Systems Mapper: Can turn a chaotic folder tree, workflow, or business process into something navigable.
• Translator of Arcana: Converts expert-speak, computer errors, and bureaucratic riddles into human instructions.
• Guild Builder: Gains advantage when assembling research teams, collaborators, vendors, and advisors.

Spells Memorized

• Detect Requirements: Divines what the stakeholder actually needs.
• Summon Working Draft: Conjures a useful first version from scattered notes.
• Locate File: Finds the document everyone swears existed somewhere.
• Comprehend Bureaucracy: Temporarily understands forms, portals, and compliance language.
• Minor Automation: Turns repetitive tasks into scripts, checklists, or workflows.
• Shield Against Scope Creep: Reduces chaos damage during projects.

Character Notes

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